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collegehumor:

Parking Ticket Plea

The parking officer was nice enough to take this picture before writing the forth ticket.

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collegehumor:

I Like Hores

One day, I hope to buy one for myself. Probably when I’m abroad in Europe. In a Red Light District.
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collegehumor:

The Flash Is Homeless

Everything was OK till he started flashing people.

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nickdouglas:

Of course, Nicholson was also a Joker.

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nickdouglas:

Pedobear Goes From Internet Meme to Safety Concern | Security Management

Allegedly, some actual pedophiles are using Pedobear as a symbol to find each other. I’m doubtful but who knows? And if it’s really true, won’t any pedo get caught when he tries to chat up a 4channer because of a Pedobear sticker?

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"Recently my girlfriend has begun to thank my penis after sex. Today she thanked it and gave it a hand shake."

- This week’s best dating and sex stories: Dating, It’s Complicated

(via collegehumor)

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collegehumor:

Bambi vs Godzilla Library Book

It’s 75 pages of magnificently illustrated fight sequences.

Win

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"My girlfriend broke up with me for 2 weeks because she found out I was cheating in Words with Friends"

- Dating, It’s Complicated: #123 [click for more of this week’s best stories]

(via collegehumor)

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collegehumor:

Employees Must Carve Slayer Into Arm

It’s unsanitary not to have blood dripping down your forearm as you serve the entree.

Slayer….yeah

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collegehumor:

Our Movember Tribute to Moustaches [click for more]

The manly, the creepy, and the really creepy.

Omg

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collegehumor:

Pool Rules Take It To The Next Level

When you’re a part-time lifeguard, you make the rules.

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nickdouglas:

finalellipsis:

Someone at work just sent this to me without any comments or explanation.

Right now, everything depends on whether that pigeon symbolically walks toward or away from him.

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